On the first day of Christmas, my advisor gave to me,
A PC under the tree
On the second day of Christmas, my advisor gave to me,
Two bankers crying
And a PC under the tree
On the third day of Christmas, my advisor gave to me,
Three percent interest
Two bankers crying
And a PC under the tree
On the fourth day of Christmas, my advisor gave to me,
Four bonds at discount
Three percent interest
Two bankers crying
And a PC under the tree
On the fifth day of Christmas, my advisor gave to me,
Five hot stock tips
Four bonds at discount
Three percent interest
Two bankers crying
And a PC under the tree
On the sixth day of Christmas, my advisor gave to me,
Six steady dividends
Five hot stock tips
Four bonds at discount
Three percent interest
Two bankers crying
And a PC under the tree
On the seventh day of Christmas, my advisor gave to me,
Seven confusing statements
Six steady dividends
Five hot stock tips
Four bonds at discount
Three percent interest
Two bankers crying
And a PC under the tree
On the eighth day of Christmas, my advisor gave to me,
Eight markets falling
Seven confusing statements
Six steady dividends
Five hot stock tips
Four bonds at discount
Three percent interest
Two bankers crying
And a PC under the tree
On the ninth day of Christmas, my advisor gave to me,
Nine years to retirement
Eight markets falling
Seven confusing statements
Six steady dividends
Five hot stock tips
Four bonds at discount
Three percent interest
Two bankers crying
And a PC under the tree
On the tenth day of Christmas, my advisor gave to me,
Ten stocks a-rising
Nine years to retirement
Eight markets falling
Seven confusing statements
Six steady dividends
Five hot stock tips
Four bonds at discount
Three percent interest
Two bankers crying
And a PC under the tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my advisor gave to me,
Eleven new IPO’s
Ten stocks a-rising
Nine years to retirement
Eight markets falling
Seven confusing statements
Six steady dividends
Five hot stock tips
Four bonds at discount
Three percent interest
Two bankers crying
And a PC under the tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my advisor gave to me
Twelve traders screaming
Eleven new IPO’s
Ten stocks a-rising
Nine years to retirement
Eight markets falling
Seven confusing statements
Six steady dividends
Five hot stock tips
Four bonds at discount
Three percent interest
Two bankers crying
AND A PC UNDER THE TREE!
Whew……
Merry Christmas Everyone!
Mike Berry is a Registered Representative offering securities through Cambridge Investment Research, Inc., a Broker/Dealer, Member FINRA/SIPC. Investment Advisor Representative, Cambridge Investment Research Advisors, Inc., a Registered Investment Advisor. Legacy Wealth Management, LLC and Cambridge are not affiliated. Cambridge does not offer tax advice.
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